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Become a fan on Facebook14 Mar

Okay so uhhh I made a facebook fan page for swimchick.net. It’s totally lame eh? I agree but you know what Lady Gaga has one and she’s pretty much a weirdo so I feel like I should have one too because I’m freakin SANE as hell. I leave the house WITH pants on and guess what? I don’t sing about telephones in the club and have my music video set in a freakin prison with random people licking my face.
Besides that way we can all be CONNECTED~ you know what I’m sayin.

You can join right here and if you don’t I’ll be severely depressive and you don’t want that….that would end up with a lot of dark and emo updates like HERE IS A SET OF BLACK BLOOD SMEAR BRUSHES THAT I MADE AFTER I CUT MYSELF WITH MY DADS RAZOR CUZ NO ONE JOINED MY FACEBOOK PG.

I’m not sure why I did this but it looked neat at the time. 5 minutes later I’m asking myself why I made the page anyway. I better get with the times~ LOL @ me and ‘the times’. I feel like I’m in an episode of the Flinstones.

IF I DONT HAVE 500 FANS BY TOMORROW IM GONNA CRY MYSELF TO SLEEP. Okay well not tonight but tomorrow for sure. I have a box of kleenex right next to me here ready for wiping and I can take a picture of it and put it on myspace if you don’t believe me.
Hehehe byeeee :D

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Move to Switzerland and learn french14 Mar

For those of you who actually read my blog in its entirety (which I encourage you all to do because my words are pretty cool when strung together…), you know that I’ll be living in Switzerland for the summer. My aunt got a job there and I’ll be living with her as she moves there.

So anyway, yes, Switzerland will be my home for a few months if everything goes according to plan. I’m always paranoid about last minute OH JESS YOU CANT GO~ so eh, we’ll see what happens. I’ll be reallll pissed if they tell me I can’t go out of nowhere. PISSSSED. I think Europe needs me. I traveled through half the middle east last summer, and this summer its my destiny to see Europe. France, Germany….ROME!!!!!! I wanna roam in rome DANCE IN FRANCE….damnit nothing rhymes with Germany. Ok Germany ruined it.

I’ll be living in Geneva and it is recommended that I know lots and lots of french, so I’ve been learning. Apparently it’s the ‘business language’ over there and all the signs are in french so, better get with the times~ It’s okay since I’ve been learning french since March of 2008 so I’m pretty damn good at it. I can write and read it well, and the speaking is not a huge issue since my arabic language accent helps me pronounce french words correctly. Everything is great – except the understanding part. Must the french speak so fast? At least the frenchies in my learning CD.

Seriously I popped in my french audio cd, mind you this is a beginners cd, and WHAT THE HELL??? First off the lady is like OKAY, NOW LISTEN TO THIS CONVERSATION ABOUT A PONY IN FRENCH…and I’m like ok whatever go talk about your hairy stallion and I’ll eavesdrop from North America.

Then all I hear is like JèS USYDUèèèèèSDU FRENUèèèèèèSèèèèèèèv COUP Jè MA CHEIRUIR(*#$&# THATS ALL I HEAR!!! I’m like what in the helllllllllll is this? If this cd was labeled “Why you’ll never learn french“ yes it would be successful but can a poor girl just learn another language without being punished like this? My god.

What kills me is afterwards the lady is like, DID YOU GET THAT? And I’m like HELL NO BETSY I DIDN’T FREAKIN GET THAT. I got the English you said before that but everything else in the other language IM SUPPOSED TO BE LEARNING – NO I DIDNT GET IT. WHY DONT YOU TRANSLATE AND SPEAK SLOWER YOU OLD TIMER I HAVE 2 MONTHS TO PICK THIS LANGUAGE UP AND FLIRT WITH BOYS AND THIS IS NOT HELPING!!!

Sorry guys but this is quite frustrating. It’s alright though, because I’m making progress regardless of my dumb audio cd instructor betsy (I just named her this). She’s kinda slacking in the teaching department but I make do with what I have.

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7 New Textures13 Mar

These were reallllly fun to make. I think they’re a bigger size than the rest (these are all 1000×950) but I wouldn’t really know for sure. I can’t estimate dimension sizes by looking at things. It’s not one of my best skills next to x ray vision and eating cake in the morning.