Hello Ramadan, Bye bye food

posted July 25

Ramadan has started. Damnit. LOL I’m the worst Muslim. If we had a show about Muslims I’d be on it all like “WHY CAN’T WE JUST DO RAMADAN NEXT YEAR?!” and then cry while holding a jar of pickles just because that’s something totally ridiculous that I would do.

My Dad told me yesterday when I was headed off to my internship that I was too skinny and I needed to eat. My Dad. He’s a guy. He’s probably seen me like once, the first time I was born: and now. He’s telling me I need to put on some pounds?! Danggg. My friend who saw me last week said the same thing. Maybe they’re working together to get me to be fat :o OMG!

It’s not as though I’m purposely over here in a corner hiding from food…I just have an issue with finding time to eat. Sometimes I don’t have time to eat. I’d go to my internship with no food because I’m too lazy to make any at 8 AM, before work I wouldn’t have time to eat, and I wouldn’t eat at work…it would be a vicious cycle. It’s destructive, I know. I’m trying to eat healthier, but it’s not working out.

When I do eat, it’s minimal – my stomach is the size of a freakin’ penny. I eat like one piece of lettuce and THAT’S IT. JESSICA’S STOMACH IS NOW CLOSED. Like wtf! If my stomach was a store people would hate it and it would go out of business. You step inside and touch a shirt then BAM STORE’S CLOSED GET THE HELL OUT NOW BEFORE I MACE YOU RIGHT IN THE EYE AND YES ONLY ONE EYE SO YOU CAN SEE YOUR PAIN!!!

I get so angry. I love to eat. I’m secretly fat but I never get to exercise it. HAHAH that was a cool joke. Fat…exercise…eh, sorry.

Ramadan doesn’t make things easier, because now I can’t eat from 4 AM to 9 PM (pretty much the whole day) and then after I break fast….I eat like two things and I’m full. Can someone please throw me a bone?!

Since I’ve bought my 5D, I’ve been wanting to go out and take as many photos as possible. I haven’t really gotten a chance too…I took some photos of my baby cousins, which I’ll show you all in a blog. The camera is perfect :| Although I would like to take credit for you know, using it and taking the photos. For some odd reason people think it’s just the camera that’s so good, but hey I HEARD THAT AND I’M RIGHT BEHIND IT. This camera doesn’t float in mid-air like it’s witchcraft and snap photos of you and then omg look your photo made its way into photoshop and your face now looks like an airbrushed version of Kristen Stewart with 10 pounds of makeup.

I DO THE WORK TOO :@

Ah! You know, I really miss making graphics. I feel like I just got a bachelors degree and I’m letting it create its own civilization from ….dust. Yeah. I’m not doing much with design as of now, although I want too. I’m trying to apply to new places, but it’s always hard to jump on my resume and make those business cards when I come home about to impale the driveway with my car after the most annoying day at work.

This will pay off!
AHHHH!!!!! It will it will.

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