It sucks cause this summer is just going to be….UGHHHHHHHHHHHh. That’s just exactly it.
My mother has been asking me and bugging me to search things about her “Jasmine” plant. Seriously like IM NOT A GARDENER!! I DRAW STUFF AND I WIPE BOOGERS!!! Plants and I have NOTHING in common except that we’re stuck with OTHER stupid leaves (my siblings) in one pot (my house) and we can’t escape the roots. So I had to go over there and google the hell out of the jasmine plant, now I think I know more about that than I do about myself. My mother trusted me with the great task of scrubbing all the leaves, ridding them of honeydew….damn that was not fun.
Seriously I was outside on my porch scrubbing down a plant. REALLY. Like imagine you’re in a car passing by and you see a girl soaking up leaves. THATS ME RIGHT THERE. And to add onto that, I couldn’t freakin breathe WHYYYY HMMM CAUSE MY NEIGHBORS DECIDED TO FERTILIZE THEIR SECOND HOME AKA THEIR LAWN WITH COW MANURE. Yup, that’s right folks! My neighbors used actually cow crap to fertilize their precious lawn. Whatever you go do what makes you happy man, go fertilize the hell out of your children and your garage, I don’t care. But that stuff stunk up the whole entire block. Honestly I went outside to eat ice cream and I could not BREATHE. JESUS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
And it’s not even like a one day thing, it’s been 4 days and it still smells the same. Lord save me :(
MAN MY LIFE SUCKS RIGHT NOW. I haven’t opened photoshop in god knows when, haven’t been able to just RELAX ALONE or have ONE day where one of the kids don’t sneeze on me….:(
I can’t wait til my english class is over, then I’ll be able to function properly.
And that cow stuff should be illegal yo. There are other ways to ensure your plants don’t die….LIKE WATERING THEM!!! I’m no gardener but I’m sure there are other fertilizers that aren’t poop.