i hate my neighbors

posted June 10

It sucks cause this summer is just going to be….UGHHHHHHHHHHHh. That’s just exactly it.

My mother has been asking me and bugging me to search things about her “Jasmine” plant. Seriously like IM NOT A GARDENER!! I DRAW STUFF AND I WIPE BOOGERS!!! Plants and I have NOTHING in common except that we’re stuck with OTHER stupid leaves (my siblings) in one pot (my house) and we can’t escape the roots. So I had to go over there and google the hell out of the jasmine plant, now I think I know more about that than I do about myself. My mother trusted me with the great task of scrubbing all the leaves, ridding them of honeydew….damn that was not fun.

Seriously I was outside on my porch scrubbing down a plant. REALLY. Like imagine you’re in a car passing by and you see a girl soaking up leaves. THATS ME RIGHT THERE. And to add onto that, I couldn’t freakin breathe WHYYYY HMMM CAUSE MY NEIGHBORS DECIDED TO FERTILIZE THEIR SECOND HOME AKA THEIR LAWN WITH COW MANURE. Yup, that’s right folks! My neighbors used actually cow crap to fertilize their precious lawn. Whatever you go do what makes you happy man, go fertilize the hell out of your children and your garage, I don’t care. But that stuff stunk up the whole entire block. Honestly I went outside to eat ice cream and I could not BREATHE. JESUS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

And it’s not even like a one day thing, it’s been 4 days and it still smells the same. Lord save me :(

MAN MY LIFE SUCKS RIGHT NOW. I haven’t opened photoshop in god knows when, haven’t been able to just RELAX ALONE or have ONE day where one of the kids don’t sneeze on me….:(

I can’t wait til my english class is over, then I’ll be able to function properly.
And that cow stuff should be illegal yo. There are other ways to ensure your plants don’t die….LIKE WATERING THEM!!! I’m no gardener but I’m sure there are other fertilizers that aren’t poop.

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scrubbing leaves?? i didnt even know that was possible, let alone necessary for a plant’s growing!!

hah, i love how you compared yourself to plants. i cant compare that to myself, though, because i have no siblings. guess i’m a leafless plant, then…

i havent opened photoshop in a while, either! it stinks. i think i’ve lost my touch by now…..

violette posted this June 10 * # Reply
I don’t know why, but this blog made me LOL.
Some summer vacations suck…mine has so far.

Melissa posted this June 10 * # Reply
Ahh, sounds like you’re having a rough week. :P

Hopefully it gets better…

Dani posted this June 10 * # Reply
scrubbing a plant? lol. thats a bit sad XD

clairessa posted this June 10 * # Reply
I loathe gardening. Being outside in the heat, and therefore sweating, then there’s all those damn bugs flying around, dirt…ew. And scrubbing a plant just sounds remarkably tedious. :(

COW MANURE!? That’s so disgusting! I’m sure Scott’s lawn care would’ve worked just fine! xP

I hope things get better and that stench goes away soon!

Eka posted this June 10 * # Reply
I thought you were Muslim but you said “Jesus”?

Sophia posted this June 10 * # Reply
Ahahahahaha!! This made me lol.

Aww, scrubbing plants? I love how your mum gave that job to you! How nice of her ;)

Harriet posted this June 10 * # Reply
Aah, scubbing plants!? I feel you on the researching part- just because I know my internet, my parents expect me to research the hell out of EVERYTHING they want! Of stuff I don’t give a crap about!

Sophia- Muslims believe in Jesus. Lol.

Fatima posted this June 10 * # Reply
I think you bitch too much in your blogs, or, at least, you have been lately.

Coryl posted this June 10 * # Reply
Well, this is her blog…she can bitch all she wants :)

Melissa posted this June 10 * # Reply
That’s what personal blogs are for sometimes. ;o I’m pretty sure its better that she “bitches” here instead of doing it to her friends and family.
xD

Allison posted this June 10 * # Reply
omg ewww.. poor you. I would hate so much my neighboors if they would do that :O

Do posted this June 10 * # Reply
fertilizing is a bi-annual thing here in AZ, b/c with it being a hot, dry, desert environment, it’s hard to grow anything. And even though it stinks worse than hell probably does, cow manure is actually the best kind of fertilizer. My family doesn’t use it, we use the non-smelly, not-as-effective fertilizer, but my neighbors and other relative are big fans of the smelly crap, so I know your pain, lol! I dare you to go outside and just start run around spraying Febreeze or air freshener :P Now THAT would make for an awesome video!

Christine posted this June 11 * # Reply
I know exactly how you feel.. though i may not be forced to scrub my grandma’s plants… O.o.. I still have to hear about her flowers all the time.
“Are you going to help plant potatoes?”
NOOO!
That’s YOUR thing.. not mine.

Anyway, I’m sorry about that.. hopefully things will get better. :/

lexy posted this June 11 * # Reply
awww i feel really bad about what happened to you bad its kinda funny tho lol sorry
ughhh my mom really is like yours she forced you to do things you doesn’t like =/

well good luck with your English class :D

chris posted this June 11 * # Reply
Why did your mom force you to do that? Is she not physically able to do it all herself?

Jenna posted this June 11 * # Reply
Actually, honestly? All form of fertilizer stink to high heavens. There’s no escaping it, lol.

Charmaine posted this June 11 * # Reply
Lmao, you’re hilarious with topics like these. Hm, scrubbing plants. Wowzer… big task there? :P I don’t get how manure helps plants… really. That’s disgusting. How do you know for sure its COW manure?

Aaron posted this June 11 * # Reply
yea they do that at our university every spring…and the whole school stinks but it’s not really that bad. I mean when u walk by u realize that it’s been fertilized with manure but it’s not deadly.

Serenity posted this June 11 * # Reply

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