Demi Lovato and Selena Gomez - no more?

January 25 26 comments | tags: · FAVICON Contest

Music: Love Train – S Club 7

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Apparently there has been some talk that barney originated friends Demi Lovato and Selena Gomez are no longer best friends forever after. Selena Gomez has a new best friend in town and her name is Taylor Swift. Eh. Taylor is how old and she’s still writing about the same damn thing her 50 other songs were already about – how she was a loser in school then the boy she loves never noticed her then in the end they fall in love. I AM SICK OF IT. Imagine being in a long car ride and having to listen to “Fifteen” by Taylor Swift. I literally wanted to shed a tear. I tried. I tried….

TAYLOR SWIFT ISN’T EVEN FIFTEEN WHY IS SHE SINGING ABOUT BEING THAT AGE?? GET OVER IT TAYLOR DAMNIT. IM TIRED OF HEARING OF YOUR LOVE PROBLEMS WHEN PEOPLE OVER HERE CANT EVEN GET A JOB!

Don’t try to run after Taylor cause she is swift and will outrun you into the mountains while playing her guitar. Haha that made me chuckle.

No this website isn’t going to turn into a celebrity gossip column – god help me if it does – really I just thought it was kind of sad because they used to be genuine friends and the business of entertainment split them up like a knife to a grilled cheese sandwich (with lettuce). I love Demi Lovato and her music, so let’s hope she doesn’t pull a Lindsay and get all out of hand and boozin’ it up. I did lose a best friend way back when so I kinda know how it feels. You are bothered by it for a few days but then you move on.

Moving on now, only time will tell! If those two are smart they’ll let it all go and come mow my lawn because I can’t walk through my front lawn without a sword.

RIP Brittany Murphy. Perez Hilton is scum.

December 20 13 comments | tags: · FAVICON Contest

So if you haven’t heard yet Brittany Murphy died of cardiac arrest this morning. I was in shock. It’s just horrible for those to die so young.
I’m not trying to be this whole gossip website news source but I just wanted to post this because I’m quite irritated by Perez Hilton. You know – that uneducated, annoying, egotistical gossip blogger who makes a living out of bashing and harassing people. But when Will.i.am punched him in the face (love you Will.i.am, he totally deserved it) he called him a bully. As if what he is doing is not bullying. Funny.

The only thing that bugs me the most is that he wrote SO much crap about Brittany Murphy (even 3 weeks before her death) and then when she died he’s all like OMG THIS IS SO DEVASTATING OUR THOUGHTS ARE WITH HER FAMILY~

To be exact, he says:

“Absolutely devastating. Especially because this comes as no surprise! We, and those who knew Brittany personally, saw this coming. That does not make this any less horrible.”

You saw it coming? Really? So now on top of being just a typical idiot you’re also a psychic. How about you predict when you’ll grow up next hmmm?
And also, there is no WE. It’s just YOU and your lonely, pathetic self – Perez Hilton. I don’t know if you’re suffering from bipolar disorder but this third person approach to your blogs is quite annoying and honestly does not make it seem like more people agree with your posts.

Oh and I like how he calls a death ‘no surprise’. You know what else wouldn’t be a surprise? If I found out you didn’t make it past 9th grade because you really come off as that stupid.

Seriously????
I hope he feels like a pathetic human being for trashing her for so many years up til her death, when she has never done anything to him.
I can’t wait til he is old news and he gets an actual job that doesn’t include talking trash about other people.

I will NOT be going on his website any longer. I refuse to support this monster. AND HIS NAME ISNT EVEN PEREZ HILTON.
ITS MARIO WHATEVER. And he wants to be all PROUD TO BE LATINO yeah OK~

RIP BRITTANY I loved The Ramen Girl :(

michael jackson died??!?!?!

June 25 21 comments | tags: · FAVICON Contest

COULD THIS BE TRUE?!?!?
BUT ISNT HE LIKE IMMORTAL!?!? WHATTTTTTT

rip yo :(

perez hilton vs. will.i.am vs. north korea

June 24 18 comments | tags: · FAVICON Contest

Seriously, I don’t know about you all but….I don’t like hearing psycho countries like North Korea throwing out threats such as “we’ll wipe America off the map” like this is some kind of YO MOMMA MTV production.

NORTH KOREA, CALM YOURSELVES DOWN. You guys are the size of my fingernail. Gees. I just don’t like war. Especially when they’re targeting US!!! WHY NOT CANADA??!? THEYRE THE ONES WITH FREE HEALTHCARE :( Hahaha ok ok no, that was a huge joke. I love Canada and it’s universal healthcare, kinda a slap to America’s face. By attacking the US they’d be destroying half the population of active hamburgers. Not good for the economy.
North korea is convincing me to move to Sweden. I hope this isn’t anything serious, anyway. Otherwise next time I blog it’s gonna be from a cave in iceland.

I usually don’t blog about the online world, but what the hell, here I go.
Did you guys hear about Perez Hilton getting punched by someone after calling Will.i.am a f*ggot?!?!? HAHAHAHAAAAAAA props to whoever swung but dang wish they could’ve broke a bone or something. GO FOR HIS DAMN HAND!! HELLLLOOOO THAT WAY HE WONT BE ABLE TO USE A LAPTOP. Ridding his existence from the internetz ;)

Way to go “Perez Hilton”, you sit and preach gay rights and how things are so hard for you, then as a gay man, you call Will.i.am a thug (nice choice of words dude), and THEN, the icing on the cake: say “I don’t respect you. You’re not an artist, you’re a f***ing f*ggot”. THEN as if the guy wasn’t stupid enough he takes out his phone and twitters ‘OMGGG CALL THE POLICE IM BLEEDING!!!’

Yea hold on Perez imma hit up the popo cause after you talked crap about someone you got knocked upside the head. How about after you twitter you order yourself some pizza and ask the delivery guy to drive you to the police station. OR HOW ABOUT YOU GET OFF TWITTER AND CALL THE POLICE. Who the hell does that? I bet if someone kidnapped animalnapped Perez Hilton and he had access to a phone he’d set up twitter first:

HAY GUIZE I AM IN THIS RLY DARK BASEMENT SOMEONE PLZ CALL THE COPS 2:32 am

ACTUALLY NO CALL AN EXTERMINATOR FIRST CUZ I JUST SAW A BUG 12:34 am

HEY YALL IM STILL IN THIS BASEMENT N MY BODY IS TIED TO A GIANT MATRESS THAY SED THEYRE GONNA TOSS ME INTO THE OCEAN AND LET DOLPHINS TAKE ME INTO THEIR CLAN 3:45 am

HEY CAN SOMEONE LOOK UP THE PRICES FOR A DOMINOS PIZZA HALF VEGGIE HALF MUSHROOM??? WITH THE CHEESE CRUST 3:57 am

K GUYZ IMIN THE TRUNK NOW ILL TTYL!! GONNA TAKE A NAP 5:00 am

But yea, for a guy who talks smack all day on his website, what the hell did you expect? A gift basket?
I’m not for violence at all, but I don’t like Perez Hilton one damn bit. And really his name isn’t even Perez so wtf, it’s MARIO.
MARIO, here is some advice: get a real job. No, gossiping and putting peoples business on the internet is not a legit job. And for all those who think it’s not fair to say Perez deserved it, well, he’s been verbally attacking people for years. This act of covering gossip and being ‘honest’ does not justify his bullying. He is a disgusting person who makes light of another persons violent encounter (he made it a joke when Jesse Metcalfe got hit outside a nightclub) but expects people to sympathize with his own, that he brought upon himself. Verbal abuse is JUST as bad, if not WORSE, than physical abuse. So perez, for the sake of the web, STFU and GTFO THE PLANET.

I hate bullies. You don’t even know.

the rock said WHAT?!?!

March 28 24 comments | tags: · FAVICON Contest

Did the rock JUST ask Miley Cyrus if she wears a thong???
DID I HEAR THAT RIGHT??!!?!? LMAOO. LOLLL @ the kids choice awards.
Oh and Vanessa Hudgens beat out Anne Hathaway for best actress? Whatta trippp

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