Been working on the revamp lately, thinking of new things to add. So far I’ve gotten in some new textures, I’ll be working on some new brushes tonight aswell.

Doing that and then updating with a blog. I know that this layout has been up for over a month, but have no fear cause there will be a new one coming up very very soon
Right now I’m going to work on content, request anything you would like to see with the new opening. If you’re specific that’s always a plus (scratchy textures, checkered circle brushes, etc. etc).
I WENT SHOPPING so I have a huge picture blog coming up, look out for it!

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Today marks the 14^th year I’ve been struggling with Lisa’s moodswings, and have been dealing with Hassan and his rapunzel hair. Should I be saying happy birthday now? Okay. There’s not much we can do for this Birthday since it is Ashura (religious stuff here folks), we’re supposed to be keeping all the happiness on the DL. I’m not even sure if we’ll have a cake for them, it’s up to my parents I guess. If they have one I’ll just eat it, I won’t question cake, ever.

I woke up at 12 with my raspy cough and the sound of my Mom turning on that dang washing machine. Boy, do I hate that thing. Seriously can’t we just wash these things by hand? Ali’s Digimon briefs, Lisa’s training bras (OOPS I SAID THAT OUT LOUD SRY!! :D), Hassan’s man pants—you know get a bucket, stick some dial soap mix and add clothes—stir slowly? Everythings gotta be so complicated these days with the buttons and the HOT AND COLD, Permanent Press (what?!?!?)—gees can I get a “I DONT CARE WHAT COLOR MY SHIRT COMES OUT—JUST MAKE SURE THE KETCHUP STAIN IS GONE” option?

Of course whenever I do laundry I have a rule that all my nice clothes stay for my mothers’ loads—always avoid sticking my nice clothes in! If anything should happen to the clothes, you know die of color, sleeves get ripped off by that monster thing in the center of the machine, I accidently put bleach instead of tide, etc. etc. at least none of them are mine!

The ten minute drive to Walmart quickly turned into a 25 minute road trip when I was notified that we were going to be driven by license seeking can’t-see-over-my-curly-bangs Ali. Knowing this, I was tempted to pack a book, my toothbrush, a chest plate, sleeping bag and maybe a dog tag with my name on it so if Ali drives into what he thinks is Walmart parking but is actually a bush on the roadside hiding an ocean and we die, they can identify my body fast. I just didn’t want to be the one he was going to learn to fare the roads with, can’t he do it some other time? With other people? Like the cops? I’d suggest maybe at 4 in the morning when no one is on the road, that would be a good idea.

Like I thought, the drive was bumpy and even the flimsy seatbelt did not make me feel at ease. Thank god that I decided to save my apetite and eat a light breakfast, cause nothing during that ride was gonna stay in it’s place, if you know what I mean. Ali sped up during turns, didn’t know when to brake and let’s praise the lord x600000 that he didn’t have to switch lanes.
We arrived at Walmart, no one injured, but I knew Ali was crying inside because no one could have exited a vehicle after that episode and not have thought,
“Wow, I think I suck at driving cuz I almost drove into the ocean!”

I decided to buy myself some christmas lights, cause my house was looking kinda boring, and I like lights. Of course we had Ali on the side snickering,
“Dad won’t let you use them! It’s uses a lot of electricity!”

Yea so he doesn’t mind if you have your man haired razor, laptop, tv (WATCHING SOUTH PARK EHHH), cell phone plugged in all day long but it’ll cost too much $$ for me to decorate our front porch, okay!! Besides, when he gets that bill it’s not gonna say,
“WALMART CHRISTMAS LIGHTS GENERATED: $500″

BUT IT WILL SAY:
“ALI WATCHING FAMILY GUY FOR 2 DAYS STRAIGHT WHILE LIVING OFF STALE POPCORN: $1000″

Cuz I’ll be giving that company a call this week and having them customize our bill add that in
I also bought Lisa a nice “America’s next top model” Tank top. I think ANTM is trying to rip off Victoria’s Secret Pink whole “PINK LOVE” idea, but hey, who am I to say what’s going on behind the scenes. Tyra needs that money for her weave yo!!! (she has some nice dang hair)

And yea okay, Ali’s driving was not that bad. But it’s so funny how he holds the steerling wheel like he’s holding a play station controller, hahahahaha.

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